Please Introduce yourself!

Right so who am i? (or my odorless ode to the cocaine ridden psychiatrists of yesteryear i defy they judge me sane)

I am the faceless one of the two tinkering around the edges of code that makes up the faults and features functioning or not in this slipknot of a community.
My birthplace was were the 3 rivers met in the valley of Eden in the land of the mountains and lakes. It was i who gave birth to the thrice eyed Scype, in my history they have known me as the hunter of extraterrestrials and the wisest sage.They have broadcast my voice across the radio waves and distributed my likeness in their news annals

True I have always been the wizard of the computation device and less frequently the belligerent voice of the oppressed and persecuted.

I have been several times a muse,occasionally a cohort,a lowly apprentice,the master of all,a good yet stern father,a petulant yet loving husband and a rather less that gracious son,
I HAVE SPOKEN TO GOD,
i have danced with the devil,
i have a good Samaritan trapped in my heart that sometimes walks this plane in my stead,
i have shape shifted into Casanova and yet been completely distraught with angst in the guise of an awkward teenager,
i have educated the teacher,studied the art of representing students ,ganged up as a gang member,led like a natural born leader,
i have forsakened my kith and kin at their own insistence of attitude,
i have been a cousin,a son,a father a brother a friend a lover a partner a grandson and a nephew,
I have been a clerk,a techie, a labourer, the Tax man,a businessman and a likeable rogue
i have been arrested,
i have been acquitted,
i have been both innocent and guilty,
i have been found lacking and also found to be wondrous.
I have been deliriously happy and heart brokenly sad.
I have been gallant and honorable, uncertain and yet so sure.
I have been elevated to the status of genius whilst divesting myself of the label of fool
I have cut,sliced,nipped,tucked and ducked,cooked and noisily farted,
I have dyed and i have died and almost died with laughter and tears and almost with fright.
i have flew caught,jumped,ran,walked,cycled,drove,swam,meandered and procrastinated.
I have produced and failed,painted and pictured.
I have shed clothes, lovers old toys and duvet covers.
I have sanded and mistakenly been left stranded,
I have planned to be spontaneous and schemed to hook a fish.
I have lazily kissed and sadly missed
I have bellowed and i have sung have listened,listed and lied for fun.
I have drunk and been drunk akin to a skunk.
I have traveled the highlands and the lowlands, the over and the underlands.
I have caught a train and overtook a motorcar at 90 miles an hour.
I have fallen down, fallen over, fallen through and even fallen out.
I have been all these things and more and yet more words are needed to tell my tale.
I have been too wet too dry too warm too cold too cowardly and too bold

I believe firmly in the light in others. i believe that the 'truth', do not particularly like the word reality because it is all about perspective, is extremely and exponentially more weird than we could ever ever ever possibly imagine.

I say that some things may be more possible than others but never say anything is impossible. I may momentarily hold different view points than you but that does not mean i think yours are wrong and mine are right. It also does not mean this may change in a frustratingly slow dribble of enlightenment.

It's all about evolution baby. Evolution of the Soul and let's not forget the heart.

To all the Gods and Goddess's i have had the pleasure to share even the briefest of moments of my life i say.
Namaskaram my friends new and old, the light within me honors the light within you.

EmoSyS